Three Millennia of Anti-Semitism
The Snake is the most ancient fraternity on this planet. How it begun is yet unknown, but it first manifested itself as a rebellion against Moses. The Old Testament severely criticizes its ungodly ways, the most repulsive of which being ritual child offerings. God's prophets all had to deal with The Snake in their own way. Elijah challenged "four hundred and fifty prophets of Baal and four hundred prophets of Asherah, who eat at Jezebel’s table". Satan kept silent when they invoked his power to burn the sacrifices on their altars, whence King Ahab had them all slain: clearly, relations between Satan's and God's prophets never were very cordial. The Snake's victory over God's own Son marked the birth of globalism: the transition from its hitherto local ambitions to global ones.
Biblical Monogenism Defeats Biological Polygenism
Recent findings of Neanderthal fossil remains reveal a stunning gender asymmetry in both Neanderthals and anatomically modern humans, which geneticists have not yet been able to explain. They also have a hard time understanding why Neanderthals went extinct, while Homo sapiens exploded. Abaelardus reviews their recent findings, and shows that the existence of two parents of all mankind is not so preposterous after all.